“I was served this dish at a 5-star hotel.”

“Our appetizer was in a shoe. They refused my request to try it on or take it home.”

“Yes, my food was on a plate, which was served upside down.”

“The same tiles were in their bathroom.”

What happened to the rest of it?

“I don’t know what to eat and what not to eat.”

Not the best way to serve a Caesar salad

“I was served 3 chips on a log.”

“My appetizer was served on a goat horn and straw...”

Ice cream in half a coconut

“My entree was served in a toaster.”

“Why would you do that?”

“Some of the best burgers I have eaten were served on a bone.”

Dessert served on a plastering trowel

“This dish is too thin to fit a spoon comfortably.”

“These snacks served with stones: some are real stones and some are to eat. You have to guess!”

“Cheese served on a mouse trap.. no fingers were harmed.”

“Our chips were served in a rock. Not on, IN.”

“Excuse me, but what is this?”

“Everyone else got a plate. Here is what I got.”